INTERMEZZO

Ada seorang laki-laki yang ingin belajar facebook, dia gak tau apa yang harus dilakukannya. Maka dia SMS teman perempuannya buat ngajarin facebook. Isi SMSnya kurang lebih begini :

Once there was a guy who wanted to make a facebook account but he didn’t know what should he do. He texted his friend to helped making him a Facebook. Here’s the conversations between…

Cowo : Liz, ajarin aku buat facebook dong

Guy : Liz, help me out to make a facebook account pleaaaassee

Liza : Oke, sudah didepan komputer ?

Liza : Ok.. ur lappy before u ?

Cowo : Ya, aku juga udah punya email loch

Guy : Yep. And I got my own email :)

Liza : Siipp, bukka, browser firefox klo ga internet explorer

Liza : Good. Now open either firefox browser or internet explorer

Cowo : Apaan dah tu browser ?

Guy : WTF is browser ???

Liza : Coba klik menu start terus cari tulisan "Internet Explorer"

Liza : Just click the damn start menu and find “Internet Explorer”

Cowo : Trus ????

Guy : Then ????

Liza : Ketik di kotak paling atas  www.facebook.com trus pencet enter

Liza : Write in the box on the top of ur page www.facebook.com then enter

Cowo : Trusnyaaa ???

Guy : Next ???

Liza : Kalo udah keluar gambarnya, isi form pendaftaran sesuai yang ada

Liza : Write ur own info in there when the page has appeared

Cowo : Yang mana yang diisi ? Gak ada apa-apa

Guy : Which one should I fill in ? There’s nothing but a white page

Liza : Masa ?? Di layar tulisannya apa ?

Liza : Really ?? WTF is written on ur page ?

Cowo : Hmm "The Page Cannot Be Displayed"

Guy : Hmm “The Page Cannot Be Displayed”

Liza : Wah kamu salah nulis diawal tadi

Liza : You’re doin it all wrong from the 1^st

Cowo : Udah bener ko aku nulis  www.facebook.com trus enter !

Guy : I did write www.facebook.com then enter !

Liza : Hmm mungkin koenksi internet mu mati

Liza : Check ur internet connection , it might be cut off

Cowo : Loh, jadi aku butuh internet toh ? Aku ga ada ini....

Guy : Do you mean that I need internet connection ? I don’t have any…….

Liza : Woooo kampret jariku sampe keriting sms gak taunya gak ada internet . Ke warnet gih !

Liza : Maaaaannn u mentally retarded I sent u those directions but now u’re saying u got no any net connection ! Go to internet café then !

Cowo : hmmmmm yaudah ntar aku sms lagi yo kalo aku udah di warnet. Makasi loh

Guy : Hmmmm well done I’ll text u when I’m at internet café. Thanksoooo

Liza : Sama-sama. Email mu ?

Liza : Anytime. Ur email ?

Cowo : www.cahganteng2000@yahoo.com . Temen yang buatin tapi belum pernah aku pake

Guy : www.damnhandsomeboi2000@yahoo.com . Friend made it for me but haven’t used it yet

Liza : waduuhh email kok ada www nya, gimana deh ???

Liza : You got “www” for ur email ???

Cowo : Loh www tuh opo toh ???

Guy : Well……what’s www actually ?????

Liza : Wassalamualaikum Warhmatullahi Wabarakatuh !! *turned off her cellphone*

Liza : Wassalamu’alaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh !!